do-not-feed-the-animal: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: tardisinshire: starllex: starllex: why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands? I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight...
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
ballerdollar: lessons learned from anime don’t get inside the robot people with bad haircuts always lose the cute girl is psycho the cute guy isn’t human when in doubt scream “baka” and run away glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner gotta catch em all and maybe probably respect your elders
jphani: I kind of miss having someone to talk to all the time and knowing they will be there whenever I need them.
4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
Hakuna Matata.: I want to sneak out with somebody. →
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof…
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
When I try to get off tumblr
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
fwips: sasstielspn: fwips: ”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree” -Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 are u calling me a liar
whores: if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
illseeyou-rosetyler: just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
wanderingsoul864: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here Proud to say I got this… After 10 seconds. *new record*